THE DUCK THEFT
"AAAHHH!!!" I'm a duck why can't I fly?!!!" The duck hit the ground hard.
"Ow... I think that was my keys!" The duck said loudly... Too loudly...
"Keys did you say KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYS?!"
"Uh yes?"
"Mine! Mine! Mine! Mime? Wait what?!"
Before the strange man said anything else the duck was off!
"Ahhahaha... OW!!!!!!!" The duck fell into a bee hive.
"Hahaha! Don't you get it in this world it's kill or be killed- wait NO NOT AGAIN!"
As you might have guessed the duck ran away again but he left his jandles.
"Hahaha jandles my presses jandles!" The strange man put the jandles on his ears.
"Come on tiny wing fly! WHY WONT YOU FLY?! FLY!!!" "wow!" The duck saw a giant temple!
" is that the-"
"Welcome to the temple of-"
"Duck grain?"
"No... No not the temple of duck grain no! The temple of PIG sCRaPs!"
"What?!"
"Sorry I'm only twelve years old my voice cracks a lot,"
"That's cool I'm only negative eight!"
"Wait... Your voice... BOY ELERT BOY ELERT!!!!!" About fifty pigs came out of the temple and threw rotten tomatoes at the duck. Then out of nowhere a giant ear came flying out at them.
"NO!!! BOB MC JR. HAS THE JANDLES!!! YOU YOU MUST HAVE BOUGHT JANDLES INTO THIS WORLD... At least you don't have keys... What's that look for? Am I wrong?!" Another ear came flying out at them. "YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!!!" But then Bob Mc Jr. came out from the far land.
"Muhahaha! Don't you get it duck down here it's kill or be killed! Ha ha ha ba!"
"Ba black sheep have you any wool? Yes sir yes sir three bag-"
"SHUT UP!!!"
"Hay no need to be so harsh, well cya..." And just like that the duck was off, but Bob was way smarter he just hopped on one ear and cought up in no time. The duck was on the bridge with a giant ear on one side and Bob on the other.
"Duck, you didn't kill now, BE KILLED!" The second giant ear cut the bridge in two.
"Ahhhh!!! Ow." The Duck hit the ground... But didn't die he hit something soft. The duck opened his eyes... He had landed on about 3 pillows. "Don't worry I put those there. I saw you falling and I got excited! Bob is gonna give me an award for saving someone! Are you sneaking out too?"
"Wait, Wait stop, I have 3 questions."
"Fire away!"
"One WHO ARE YOU?!"
"I'm Link, Link the monster kid!"
"Two, Why would Bob give you an award for saving me? I mean like he seems like a blood thirsty psycho that wants to kill everyone!"
"No! He's AWESOME!"
"That doesn't awnser my question but any way. Why would I be sneaking out?"
"Ya know to that big fight against Bob and that duck!"
"Do you not know I'm the Du-"
"Anyways gotta go!!" Link ran about two feet then fell on his face. "I'm alright!" Link said after getting up.
"I have the feeling of being watched too!" Said a strange voice that the duck thought was familiar.
"Don't worry I won't hurt you... NOT!! IM THE GOST THAT LIVES INSIDE THE TOASTER MY COUSIN USED TO LIVE INSIDE A TOASTER TOO UNTIL YOU CAME WHEN MY COUSIN SAW YOU COME HE THOUGHT HE WAS IN FOR A NICE CHAT BUT THE MOULDY BREAD HE SAW YOU EAT... SCARED HIM OUT OF HIS tOaStEr." The toasters voice cracked.
"Wait a minute I know you! You're that pig!!"
"nO?!?!"
"Yes you are!"
"Yeah I know." The pig came out from his hiding place.
"Well goodbye!" The pig walked away looking really annoyed.
"We're are you duck?! I KNOW YOUR ALIVE!!!" "THAT KID TOLD ME!!!" The duck hid inside the long grass. *russle, russle*
"Oh you're in the grass well. Die!" One ear fired Bob Picked it up and on the other side was Link. Bob picked up Link and dropped him on the ground hopped on the ear and flew away. "That was close!"
"YO DID YOU JUST SEE THAT?!!!!!!!! BOB JUST!!!!! JUST.... TOCHED ME!!!! IM NEVER WASHING MY FACE EVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!" Link ran two feet then fell on his face. He will be remembered as the kid with two left feet (and no hands). 5 MINUTES LATER. THE DUCK IS ON ANOTHER BRIDGE
"Yo um I gotta ask you som'n... Wow this is hard... I've never had to sat this before.. Like are you a Duck?! Oh boy I knew it! Bob said to me Stay away from that duck! So uh... I guess that makes us enemies now? Say som'n mean so I can hate you... No oh boy I'll have to do it then... Like... F... I hate you guts!"
"Good job Link! Good job!" It was Bob
"Oh boy... Bob like... You arnt gonna tell my parents about this are you?!"
"Scram Link!" Said Bob. Link ran two feet then feel he was hanging on to the bridge with one hand.
"Yo! Please help... I'm... I'm slipping!" The duck helped Link up. "Yo... You really saved my skin! Thanks! Hey Bob! Like if you wanna hurt my friend your gonna like have to get through me first!"
"Fine!" Bob ordered the giant ear to his left to kill Link... It refused.
"KILL HIM!" It refused. Bob ordered the ear to his right to kill Link... It refused.
"KIIIIIIIILLLLLLL HIIIIIIIIIIIMMMM!!!!!!!" The two ears seemed to look at one another. Then they pushed Bob of the cliff, not seeming to care at all. "Yo like... Is Bob dead?!" The ears wiggled, it seemed like they were saying yes. Then out of nowhere was Bob he threw a knife at Link killing him just like that!
The duck woke up in a damp sweaty bed. "Oh thank god it was all just a dream! Well I'm gonna get a midnight snack!" The duck opened the door to his house then ran two feet and feel, into a hole.
"AAAHHH IM A DUCK WHY CANT I FLY!!!" The duck hit the ground hard.
"Ow... I think that was my keys!"
"Keys?! Did you say KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYS?!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
My next spep is to go through and edit my story more.
